‘Ever wanted to be someone else? Now you can….’ 

That line was the promo to the movie, “Being John Malkovich”   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120601/ 

The movie featured a little door on the 7 ½ floor that lead into the mind of actor John Malkovich.

But just for fun, let’s change the script a little.  Let’s say that you’ve discovered a similar little door in the wall underneath your desk; a portal to another dimension of reality that leads not into the brain of John Malkovich, but directly into the mind of Microsoft Co-founder, Paul Allen.

Wouldn’t it be fun, just for a week or so, to step through that door and see what’s on the other side?

 It is true that Paul Allen is a remarkable person. But he also has a very, very interesting life. So let’s step on in and take a slice of life tour through the “Paul Allen Experience.”


Now, before we go, let me brief you a little about the world you’re about to enter… Let’s start with the basics:    

 Here’s a copy of this year’s Wired, Time, Seattle Magazine and Discover. As you can see, you’ve been interviewed, dubbed a “hero,” pictured on a magazine cover, hailed as one of the world’s most influential and chosen as “person of the year.”  The Brain Institute you founded a few years ago just made a major scientific breakthrough, but it’s not the first time you’ve tried to change the world. A couple of years ago you helped to jumpstart the private space travel industry with a really brilliant spaceship designer, Burt Rutan. You’ve been renovating the city of Seattle for awhile now. And then there’s that “Basic” thing you invented years ago and that company you co-founded with Bill Gates that nobody ever seems to forget about.  And, of course, the story’s not over yet; you still have a few ideas up your sleeve.

What you do:    You are the CEO of some really big companies, you have a few gazillion dollars in pocket change, you own 2 professional sports teams, and things are going really well. A couple of years ago your football team went to the SuperBowl. And your basketball team is not doing too badly either (more on that later).

What you own:   You also own—well—a lot of stuff. In addition to some other toys and some really valuable art, you are also in possession of a few Megayachts, (the 414 ft. one is parked in Australia right now), a submarine and a couple of nice jets that take you to your many gorgeous mansions in beautiful cities all around the world. 

What’s happening now:   A month or two ago you were partying with a few celebrity friends at the Cannes Film Festival when you discovered that your basketball team, The Portland Trail Blazers, had just won the NBA lottery, entitling them to the first choice in the NBA Draft. The news created such a frenzy of excitement among Trail Blazer fans that your team sold 3000 season tickets in one week, thereby reviving a phenomenon called “Blazermania.”

And, oh yeah, you like to play the guitar.


O.k., let’s get started. You are entering the “Experience” on June 28, 2007. And as Paul Allen, you and your staff have a few decisions to make……

1….On June 28th you choose the number one Draft pick—phenom Greg Oden—for your basketball team, the Portland Trail Blazers. Click on the Trail Blazers link below and choose the icon that says “Portland Selects Greg Oden” to watch the actual moment the choice was made, how it aired nationally and how the fans reacted.     http://www.nba.com/blazers/news/2007_draftcentral.html  

 The Experience: Watch the excitement generated by a simple phone call—a phone call that you got to make because, well, you’re the owner of the team.

2….Afterwards, with a little extra pocket money, you, Blazers owner, Paul Allen, do a little player trading and buy up a few more hot draft picks, just to make sure that you make it to the NBA Finals this year.  http://www.nba.com/blazers/news/Trail_Blazers_Acquire_Draft_Ri-230217-1218.html  http://www.nba.com/blazers/news/Trail_Blazers_Acquire_Steve_Fr-230245-1218.html    http://www.portlandtribune.com/sports/story.php?story_id=118340914108691400    

 The Experience: This is real-life NBA Monopoly, and you own the bank.

3….A few days later, on the 4th of July, you jet off to Europe to attend an exclusive party, the Dom Perignon Oenotheque 1993 International Launch hosted by Karl Lagerfeld and super model Claudia Shiffer, held at a private mansion in Paris. Some of the celebrities who join you there include Jude Law, Ralph Fiennes, Paz Vega, Maria Bello, Pedro Almodovar, Zhang Ziyi and Mia Maestro.   http://www.prnewswire.com/mnr/domperignon/28866/

Your date for the evening is a beautiful French actress named Aure Attika.  See … http://pro.corbis.com/popup/Enlargement.aspx?mediauids=%7b506e9a89-3fe0-4739- adad-7272d984af66%7d%7C%7bffffffff-ffff-ffff-ffff-ffffffffffff%7d&qsPageNo=1&fdid=&Area=Search&TotalCount=302&CurrentPos=2&WinID=%7b506e9a89-3fe0-4739-adad-7272d984af66%7d   and dvdtoile.com/Filmographie.php?id=6993   

The Experience: Need I say more?

4….On July 7, 2007, you’re in London, backstage at Wembley Stadium with British actor Ricky Gervais and a group of young friends. You’re at London’s Live Earth Concert, one of a number of concerts that were hosted around the world to raise awareness about climate change issues.*1 The upbeat concerts, which featured more than a 100 music artists and celebrities appearing across the globe, were organized by former U.S. Vice President Al Gore, and attended by billions of fans, including over 10 million who watched it via MSN streaming video. The reason why you’re backstage at Wembley right now is that you were invited by your friend Al Gore to perform at the concert too. 


http://www.salon.com/ent/music/feature/2007/07/08/live_earth/index_np.html  http://www.wireimage.com/searchresults.aspx?cbi=3342&s=al%20gore&sfld=C  http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/news/2007-07-05-live-earth_N.htm  http://www.wembleystadium.com/events/pastevents/liveearth.htm  

So, several minutes later, you and a number of other Bass guitarists from rock bands like Foo Fighters, James Blunt, Madonna, Bloc Party and Beastie Boys are introduced by newly reunited Spinal Tap* and brought onto the Wembley Stadium stage.  The stadium is packed, and as you look out over the sea of fans jamming to the music, you begin to play Spinal Tap’s tongue-in-cheek song, “Big Bottom” on your guitar, accompanied by Spinal Tap and all of the other musicians onstage.


Here’s the video —-(Note: you’re the guy in the baseball cap)

Scroll sideways to video #58 Spinal Tap’s “Big Bottom” (You’ll have to wait a moment for the menu to appear—there’s a commercial that appears first. The menu is on the left…..”play clip” segment 57-63.)  http://entimg.msn.com/i/ExperienceData/p1-7/us/x.htm?sh=LiveEarth&ep=le_london 

The Experience: Check out that crowd—is that cool or what? You’re a rock star, man!

And now we’ve come to the end of our tour. We hope that you’ve enjoyed the Paul Allen Experience.

Before you go, don’t forget to take a souvenir photo of your trip… (see Gettyimages link below).

Thank you, come again….

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* Http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088258/    BTW, “This is Spinal Tap” is one of the funniest movies ever made–if you haven’t seen it yet, you’ve got to check it out. The reunited group that performed at Live Earth was the actual rock group from the movie…..

*1     You’re quite an environmentalist in your own right, and here’s the proof:

Your “OneWorld Challenge:”   http://www.seattleyachtclub.org/Sailboat/sycAmCup/Public%20Releases/sycAmCupPRO6-17-02/

You invest in alternative energy companies:   http://www.redherring.com/Article.aspx?a=22595&hed=Startup+Chases+Nuclear+Fusion§or=Capital&subsector=VentureCapital   

Over 14% of Allen Family Foundation charity $$ goes towards environmental causes.


And, your Vulcan Productions movie company produced a PBS show on the issue:   http://www.pbs.org/strangedays/episodes/onedegreefactor/


*2 Six Degrees Trivia:

Your new one degree connections include the musicians who performed at Wembley Stadium for Live Earth London:

Beastie Boys United Kingdom Hip-hop/Rap
Black Eyed Peas United Kingdom Hip-hop/Rap
Bloc Party United Kingdom Rock
Corinne Bailey Rae United Kingdom Pop
Damien Rice United Kingdom Rock
David Gray United Kingdom Rock
Duran Duran United Kingdom Rock
Foo Fighters United Kingdom Rock
Genesis United Kingdom Rock
James Blunt United Kingdom Pop
John Legend United Kingdom R&B/Soul
Kasabian United Kingdom Rock
Keane United Kingdom Rock
Madonna United Kingdom Pop
Metallica United Kingdom Rock
Paolo Nutini United Kingdom Rock
Pussycat Dolls United Kingdom Rock
Razorlight United Kingdom Rock
Red Hot Chili Peppers United Kingdom Rock
Snow Patrol United Kingdom Rock
Spinal Tap United Kingdom Rock
Terra Naomi United Kingdom Rock

 (From http://liveearth.msn.com/artists )